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Mark Vayngrib
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Nov 28, 2022

Eutrotrip 2022 Chronicles: The Snoring Olympics

Context: every so often, Exodus employees meet up IRL to vacation and co-work together. Wonderful and memorable things happen. Unfortunately, half of those memories drown at the bottom of a glass. The other 49% disappear into the ether, casualties of bugs in short-term to long-term memory consolidation, exacerbated by certain…

Humor

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Humor

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Oct 31, 2022

Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: A Toast to Don Fede

Context: every so often, Exodus employees meet up IRL to vacation and co-work together. Wonderful and memorable things happen. Unfortunately, half of those memories drown at the bottom of a glass. The other 49% disappear into the ether, casualties of bugs in short-term to long-term memory consolidation, exacerbated by certain…

Humor

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Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: A Toast to Don Fede
Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: A Toast to Don Fede
Humor

4 min read


Oct 27, 2022

Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: That’s Too Much!

Context: every so often, Exodus employees meet up IRL to vacation and co-work together. Wonderful and memorable things happen. Unfortunately, half of those memories drown at the bottom of a glass. The other 49% disappear into the ether, casualties of bugs in short-term to long-term memory consolidation, exacerbated by certain…

Humor

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Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: That’s Too Much!
Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: That’s Too Much!
Humor

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Oct 26, 2022

Adventures With Waiters in Montreal

Note: most names have been replaced with Francois(e) to protect the innocent. I studied French in middle school and high school, but have only used it outside of class on a few occasions. This weekend we drove up to Montreal and I whipped it out to everyone’s confusion, not the…

Humor

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Adventures With Waiters in Montreal
Adventures With Waiters in Montreal
Humor

5 min read


Oct 25, 2022

Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: The Heroes

Context: every so often, Exodus employees meet up IRL to vacation and co-work together. Wonderful and memorable things happen. Unfortunately, half of those memories drown at the bottom of a glass. The other 49% disappear into the ether, casualties of bugs in short-term to long-term memory consolidation, exacerbated by certain…

Humor

5 min read

Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: The Heroes
Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: The Heroes
Humor

5 min read


Oct 17, 2022

Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: Guille’s Left Foot

Context: every so often, Exodus employees meet up IRL to vacation and co-work together. Wonderful and memorable things happen. Unfortunately, half of those memories drown at the bottom of a glass. The other 49% disappear into the ether, casualties of bugs in short-term to long-term memory consolidation, exacerbated by certain…

Eurotrip

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Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: Guille’s Left Foot
Eurotrip 2022 Chronicles: Guille’s Left Foot
Eurotrip

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Oct 15, 2022

How to become a dog impersonator slash ventriloquist (and not the other way around)

Karma caught up with me today. Yuanyuan and I were out for a walk around the horseshoe parking lot of our ungated apartment community. It was negative one degree out, a 10 degree drop from the day before, a completely unsustainable pattern on the weather’s behalf. The air didn’t yet…

Dogs

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Karma  dog delivery
Karma  dog delivery
Dogs

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Nov 29, 2020

Don’t underestimate the baby

I had a dream I’d just narrowly escaped a medium-sized shark, when some baby, one that was axiomatically important to me in the dream, toddled out gleefully into the water to play with it. I squeezed my eyes shut against the blood spatter, but nothing happened. I cracked them open…

Dreams

6 min read

Don’t underestimate the baby
Don’t underestimate the baby
Dreams

6 min read


Nov 2, 2020

There’s candy in the trash, make yourself at home

Have you ever rooted around in the garbage for something? What do you think is the smallest prize you’d stoop to going through the garbage for? Where does a 3 Musketeers candy bar fall on your scale? Back in elementary school we had a program where we all had to…

Humor

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There’s candy in the garbage, make yourself at home
There’s candy in the garbage, make yourself at home
Humor

4 min read


Oct 31, 2020

Congratulations, it’s twin…xyphoid processes!

Today I discovered my second xyphoid process. Scientists are skeptical, but I’ve been fully transparent with my discovery, and they’ve yet to find fault with my methods or reasoning. The xyphoid process…correction, a xyphoid process, is one of the most terrifying parts of the human body. It’s one of those…

Humor

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Congratulations, it’s twin…xyphoid processes!
Congratulations, it’s twin…xyphoid processes!
Humor

4 min read

Mark Vayngrib

Mark Vayngrib

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I write code, songs and stories

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