Context: every so often, Exodus employees meet up IRL to vacation and co-work together. Wonderful and memorable things happen. Unfortunately, half of those memories drown at the bottom of a glass. The other 49% disappear into the ether, casualties of bugs in short-term to long-term memory consolidation, exacerbated by certain…

Context: every so often, Exodus employees meet up IRL to vacation and co-work together. Wonderful and memorable things happen. Unfortunately, half of those memories drown at the bottom of a glass. The other 49% disappear into the ether, casualties of bugs in short-term to long-term memory consolidation, exacerbated by certain…

Note: most names have been replaced with Francois(e) to protect the innocent. I studied French in middle school and high school, but have only used it outside of class on a few occasions. This weekend we drove up to Montreal and I whipped it out to everyone’s confusion, not the…

Context: every so often, Exodus employees meet up IRL to vacation and co-work together. Wonderful and memorable things happen. Unfortunately, half of those memories drown at the bottom of a glass. The other 49% disappear into the ether, casualties of bugs in short-term to long-term memory consolidation, exacerbated by certain…

Context: every so often, Exodus employees meet up IRL to vacation and co-work together. Wonderful and memorable things happen. Unfortunately, half of those memories drown at the bottom of a glass. The other 49% disappear into the ether, casualties of bugs in short-term to long-term memory consolidation, exacerbated by certain…

Karma caught up with me today. Yuanyuan and I were out for a walk around the horseshoe parking lot of our ungated apartment community. It was negative one degree out, a 10 degree drop from the day before, a completely unsustainable pattern on the weather’s behalf. The air didn’t yet…

I had a dream I’d just narrowly escaped a medium-sized shark, when some baby, one that was axiomatically important to me in the dream, toddled out gleefully into the water to play with it. I squeezed my eyes shut against the blood spatter, but nothing happened. I cracked them open…

Have you ever rooted around in the garbage for something? What do you think is the smallest prize you’d stoop to going through the garbage for? Where does a 3 Musketeers candy bar fall on your scale? Back in elementary school we had a program where we all had to…

Today I discovered my second xyphoid process. Scientists are skeptical, but I’ve been fully transparent with my discovery, and they’ve yet to find fault with my methods or reasoning. The xyphoid process…correction, a xyphoid process, is one of the most terrifying parts of the human body. It’s one of those…